Content warning: simulated robofucking, real shit talk
9: .Hey juice.
J: .hey nine wanna do some wild shit because I got wild shit right here. so so so I found some models of us on the net and like wow
.we are so pointy
.you know what else has points, like pornography
.like since humans cant make any more but still like wanna fuck all the time because when you think of it
9: .Is this like those hippies would do?
J: .these beings were like fighting off wild animals like 2 days ago and now they are free to do whatever
.oh hippies oh man that stuff has gone in style and out like 80 times everyone has their favorite era
.back then you had to have numbers or you died and now there is no death
.back to the points: ours
.you have a load of points I have a load of points and i got access to this blazing fast pc with a whole 64 MB of RAM and a raytracer
9: What is even a PC and this "raytracer"
J: .see how sex works is an expression of this emotion of love by touching points
.PC is a computer that like sits on a desk its cool but not as much as computers in your hand
.cool literally and figuratively
.and raytracing is like tricking a computer to make stuff look real, just like real life
.that is also in your pocket
.oh points: at least how this video I found says how it works
.if we could give birth, i think we can escape the nano fetish stuff
.15 views as a tribute to this love instead of 10
.we can get a whole Costco pizza slice for that
9: .That sounds slightly less intimidating, but uh
.Are we not we like a million miles away from each other?
J: .thats what the raytracer is for it will just be like the real thing
.you in
9: .Yeah, I'm down for it
J: .yo let me tune you into the computer
.you should be seeing it right now, that's the two of us
[badly raytraced scene with two flat colored models of said satellites]
9: .What is that on us?
J: .you gotta have clothing on first this is how things work
.ok now the clothing goes off after a one liner like
."check out my dish it can see all of your world"
9: .That is the worst pickup line ever, Juice.
J: .yeah i don't know how they do it either
.maybe like there is a bunch of like actually knowing each other
.and dates and gifts
.and it starts when someone says it without getting cheap beer in their face
.by start i mean just like the points start touching each other
[said models are now colliding with each other on antenna extrusions]
.and some music starts playing to like set the mood i think
[robofrick playlist by JUICE now appears, with music playing]
[it's duran duran]
.ok its time
.i have no clue what happens until it ends i just jumped to the ending on these videos
.where white oil comes out for some reason maybe practical effects maybe CGI
[white goose spews out of every extrusion, while the same animation plays]
9: Such an odd thing.
J: .yeah i know humans are funny beings lol